May
18th
Tue

It ain't just a river in Egypt

[John Paczkowski, of All Things D]: What do you have to say about complaints that write-once-run-anywhere software results in subpar apps?

[Chuck Geschke, co-founder of Adobe]: Well, people don’t say that about Photoshop. They certainly don’t say it about Acrobat.

*falls over*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

Ok, glad I got that out. Apparently these sites are just high-quality hoaxes. Or run by malevolent aliens.

Update: @hypomodern pointed out that I missed this gem.